Gnometastic Double Chook Garden Gnome Statue - 8.45 Inches - Indoor/Outdoor Ornament

Worth: $25.98
(as of Aug 09,2023 06:49:34 UTC – Particulars )

Product Description

Security Examined

At Gnometastic, all paints used for our charming gnomes are carefully examined to ensure that they comply with current U.S. security laws. So you can have peace of mind knowing that your gnome, standing tall at 9 inches in your backyard, is both safe and stylish.

Designed in the USA and made in China, this gnome complies with CA Proposition 65. The gnome stands at seven inches tall and is perfect for adding a touch of whimsy and security to your backyard. Each gnome is carefully examined to ensure quality and authenticity as part of the Gnomestastic collection.

One Indignant Little Man

“The ORIGINAL”

In our backyard, the Double Chook Gnome stands tall, his irritation evident with a single gesture as he shows disdain towards the obnoxious plastic pink flamingos, the pesky cat, the mischievous squirrel, the nosy fairy, and anyone else disrupting his peace. This gnometastic figure, examined at 9 inches for security, is not one to be messed with.

Peak: 8.50″ inches Tall
Diameter: 4.50″ inches Extensive
Weight: 1lb (however do not inform him he is fats)
Produced from Polyresin
Climate Resistant – Indoor / Out of doors

Gnometastic represents not simply humorous garden ornaments however a way of life!

Our Backyard Gnomes have charisma, perspective and only a complete lotta in your face AWESOME (and a lil bit cheesy). Embrace your interior love of Novelty! Give in to the Kitsch-y conga dancing in your head! Succumb to your secret anthem of Campy Enjoyable! Be part of this lovely motion! Proudly show your Gnometastic – it is not only a garden gnome – it is ART and a approach of LIFE!

These quirky little guys will make a hilarious addition to any panorama they adorn, outside or in: your porch, backyard, the kitchen, workplace (dealing with your boss’s door), or Residence Workplace (dealing with the digital camera) the toilet (?!) or simply about anyplace!

In case you have an appreciation for humorous backyard gnomes, or simply posses an offbeat humorousness, our distinctive backyard gnomes will attraction to you and make nice presents for your loved ones and mates and their mates! (Enemies too, however we take no accountability for that one!)

Indoors / Outdoor
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Paint Security Examined
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Trigger Envy from Everybody
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Relaxed & Completely satisfied
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DEFINITELY NOT
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NOT TODAY
Actually ANGRY
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Not Him
DEFINITELY
Normally
Solely When His Nap is Disturbed
EXTREMELY
Private Motto
“It is 5pm Someplace”
“It is All Good!”
“F*#@Ok This”
“F@*!Ok THAT
“Thank You for My Social Gnome Safety”
“F*@Ok You”

“The Unique” Double Chook Gnome by Gnometastic! Indoor / Out of doors Naughty Backyard Gnome Statue for Garden, Desk or Residence Decor
Indignant Dude: He is not simply mad, this little man is giving each center fingers to simply about every thing that pisses him off – the cat subsequent door, irritating neighbors, pesky backyard fairies, small yapping canines and the silly squirrels!
Superior Ornament: Hilarious addition to your backyard, porch, yard, dwelling or workplace or anyplace you suppose is acceptable! | Makes a humorous gag present thought for women and men, nearly anybody with a humorousness will snicker at this odd little gnome!
Dimensions: Stands 8.45″ inches Tall x 4.5″ inches Extensive | Gnome figurine weighs 1 lb | Produced from Poly Resin and climate resistant
Security Examined: Licensed Lead Free Paint. Complies with CA Proposition 65. Gnome sculpture is hand painted with detailed accents| Made in China. Designed in USA